Fujoshi

i want to come on here more often but i've been busy hanging out with JJ.
tomorrow i'm going to get my ears pierced (i've never done it before cause i keep chickening out lol) and after, i'm going to go to this hibachi type place with jj (which i've also never been to before). i think i've only been to like 3 restaurants in my life. one was a denny's lol and the others were chinese food places, once with my parents and my sister when i was 14 (and i was dumb and wouldn't eat because my parents tend to make things un-fun when they're around and i was irritated) and the other time i been to a restaurant was during this art fair back in april and i had bubble tea. so tomorrow should be pretty fun.
then we're gonna walk over to the mall, which is like right across the street, to the cinema to see bruno lol. i always thought the guy who played borat was ugly but his bruno character is pretty fap worthy ◔ヮ◔
and then we're gonna walk around the mall afterwards as my mom's friend nancy gave me $20 when she came to visit ahaha and we're gonna try buy some ps2 games. i wonder if i can find persona 4 in the used games section. i also wanted to buy digital devil saga 1 and 2 lol
anyway jj's at my door bugging me so i'm gonna stop typing now

<33 sponge

it looks like i have a long entry to type up today.
so i had my culinary arts thing to go to right, and andrea told me last friday 'i really want to "connect" with you on monday' except it was tuesday and i couldn't come yesterday
anyways the first thing i did was head to counseling but andrea wasn't in there so i ended up having to wait 30 minutes until she finally showed up. i thought about reading the pamphlets sitting around but they were all about rape and teenage pregnancy and nothing interesting like eating disorders or cutters. so she finally gets there and talks to me for like 3 minutes and sends me to class. so much for 'connecting' huh counselor person?
anyway, then i headed over to culinary arts and some rly tall lesbian looking lady came out and gave me some more papers to fill out so i did them and gave them back to her. and then she had this guy named anthoney show me around (who all these girls were gaga over and trying to flirt with but i got to spend the day following him around and making them jealous loooool) so he points at these little paper things that were apparently hair nets (which looked like an offending wad of hair itself when i opened it up, and i almost thought someone was trying to play a joke on me until i untangled it and put it on my head half-assed.) and then he gave me this plastic apron thingy and they wanted me to take off my sweater because it had long sleeves but i was like lolno because i don't like showing my arms. so he was like ok, doesn't matter to him lol, and i followed him around as he gave me a tour of the place. and then the teachers started bitching at me about my jewelery and made me take it off and they told me i couldn't wear nailpolish or jeans with holes in the knees (all my jeans have holes except for one pair) and all this other shit that would just completely interfere with my entire life outside of class. so i was sitting there thinking WELL FUCK THAT BULLSHIT and it doesn't even make sense because everyone's wearing gloves so how will nailpolish effect anything, they never said anything about nailpolish in the food handlers class so it must have been something those insane teachers came up with out of their asses. and there was a little asian dude there and they made him take off his buddist bracelet thingy so i was like wtf.
so then they told me and they anthony kid to unpack cheese and stuff and i was like i can't lift more than 10lbs and the teacher lady was all scowling at me.
so the anthoney guy unpacked all the cheese and i just watched him and he was all asking me questions and stuff like i was on a fucking date with him and he was like 'i play football lol' and i was all like cool. and then i went out of the freezer cause it was cold and the teacher lady bitched at me and told me i needed to wear a jacket if i was cold and i was like i didnt bring one so they made me wear this rly fluffy gangster jacket and i just watched the anthony guy unload cheese the whole time.
and then he showed me some other stations which were boring as fuck and everyone was surprised when i said how old i was and they were like OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE 15 and i was like lol. and they told me when you start you work at the dish washing station for two weeks. guh i wanted to learn to cook not work in fucking burger king.
and so then i looked at the clock and it was only 1 so i had another hour and a half to stay there and was just about on the verge of tears. so then i said i was gonna go and i took off the hideous plastic apron and hairnet and tossed it out and grabbed my stuff and then the teachers were like wtf where are you going? and i'm like lol i'm going home and they were like YOU CAN'T JUST WALK OUT OF HERE THIS IS A WORKPLACE and i'm like i don't think i'm gonna take this class, my mom's here i'm just gonna go... and then they were saying that they just talked to her and i'm like wtf she came in?
and so then the lesbian teacher lady took me out of the kitchen place and my mom was sitting at one of the tables in the student lobby waiting for a counselor person and so i sat down by her and i was about to start crying and i rly didnt want to but i always end up crying when things don't turn out right and so then a counselor person came out and talked to us about other class choices and my nose was all runny and i needed a towel to wipe it so my mom gave me one but we decided i'd come back and visit the media arts class tomorrow and see what they do.
and so then we where leaving and i was yelling about how i wanted to learn how to cook not how to wash dishes at burger king and she told me that the lady came out and told her that i didnt want to do anything they asked me to do like take off my sweater or lift things and they wanted to know if i was cutting myself and my mom told them no because i'm not and because i have physical problems so i can't lift more than 10lbs or stand longer than 30 minutes (and the class is standing for 3 hours) and so we went home and now i'm here writing this.

my bento box is supposed to come today but i doubt it will because the mail is always slow where i live. i'll write about how my day goes tomorrow when i visit the media class.

<3 spongey~

today when i woke up i saw that it snowed and i couldn't go to school
so now i have to be anxious about tomorrow being my first day so it's gonna suck
so i made my animal purse
and then the sun came out and melted the snow all away around noon
and also my package from jj came today, it was bitchin
and so i went with my mom to drop off the recycling and molly text'd me and asked me if i wanted to come to B&N with her so i had my mom drop me off at her house and then we drove to olympia and i showed her one of the things i got from jj which was a skull necklace (she knows she's jealous lolz)
and so then we went to B&N and got some books for her mom and i saw a japanese text book i wanted but it was $60 and i had $0
so then we went over to the mall to find gift wrap for her moms presents but didn't have any luck so we got panda express and i stuffed myself cause i like never get to eat there lol
and then we saw one of my retarded ex's from high school in hot topic which was hilarious and his hair looked stupid so i lol'd rly hard
and then we drove back to here and went to wal-mart and found a wii-fit which was like $93 so she bought that for her mom and we got gift wrap and then we left and it was raining freezing snow on us and then we sung along with a linkin park song like a couple of emo wrist cutters and she dropped me off at my house rofl

so yeah that's my day, it wasn't very eventful i'll put the pic of my purse under the cut


( pic under here )

i woke up this morning to like 3 inches of snow
the trees and everything were covered in it like it was the middle of january
but by noon time it was bright and sunny as if it never happened lol
there wasn't a flake of snow left on the ground
it melted that fast

then i bleached my bangs so that the front of my hair is light and the back part is darker blonde
it looks okay
i'll try to get pix of it for myspace tomorrow

and i cut out the pieces to make that plushie, i think i might make it into an animal purse
i'll try to take a pic of it tomorrow when i put it together

nothing else really happened today
i was watching america's funniest home movies which wasn't so funny as they had one with a kid who sneezed and had snot all hanging out of his nose like two stiff green icicles
my stomach felt like it flipped over on its side and i actually gagged
i don't see why they can't put the word 'fuck' on tv but they can have that disgusting kid's snot out of nowhere on my wide screen without warning me to brace for impact
i didn't ask to see sick shit
the word 'fuck' never made anyone throw up from hearing it

anyway my first day of vocational school is tomorrow and i have to talk to the counselor lady
hooray
i'm actually quite nervous as i'm horrible at talking with people

love, spongey

hello buddies and possible readers i may not know about! ( ˃ ヮ˂)

today i joined a stamping community called stamping_no_ou, i never been in one and don't fully understand how they work yet but i did get stamped as Miharu (whom i adore <3) ヽ('з')ﾉ～

so i suppose that's a good thing
i also changed my journal style into one with a kitty on it
it was cute lol
i'm hoping someone makes a nabari related one because i'd really like a pink miharu style~~
anyway i found today this naruto mood-theme type thing on a naruto community but i forget which one it was now. it's pretty pimp and was worth the hour i spent struggling trying to figure out how to get it on my lj lol
and it has lots of ino pix, ino is my favorite character despite the fact that i stopped reading and watching naruto over a year ago, maybe 2 years ago i'm not certain

it's saturday and i'm still worn out from yesterday so i decided to just rest today. so nothing much happened besides filling out my school paperwork
i tried to get back into maple story but it made me tired and my stomach hurt so i took a nap (even though i slept like 10 hours last night)

and it was sunny but snowing at the same time so that was weird
it'd snow like 5 minutes and then the sun would come back out again and the wind was blowing the snow around so it looked like a blizzard and that was cool, none of it stuck though

i studied twice as much japanese today to make up for not doing it yesterday

ok i will post again maybe tomorrow, i don't know yet
love to my 5 buddies!
sponge

so i had my orientation thing for the vocational school today and when i walk into the room the first thing i see is this stoner kid with long brown hair named gavin who had on these sunglasses (not to mention they were on indoors) which looked like he pulled them out of the sunglasses rack at value villiage
and the orientation lady kept asking me if i was paying attention because i was staring at my hands/the floor the whole time instead of participating with the group which was slightly embarrassing
but i did find out i get to wear a fluffy chef hat in culinary arts
but now this weekend i have an ass load of paperwork to fill out
and then the counselor lady wants to 'connect' with me on monday

then i went over to the thrift store with my mom and found some randomshit and a pair of boots lol
they're cute

and then i went to the fabric store to get the fabric to make my plushie
of course i had to stand in a line of 10 people (mostly fat hoarder ladies who had at LEAST 15 rolls of fabric to be cut)

i'll start sewing my plushie after i do my vocational school papers
i'm too tired to even study my japanese tonight (´A`。）

love spongey

so today i am going to tell you of my adventure at the food handlers class i had to take, since i haven't exactly written anything in here in a few days
this was yesterday btw

so i have an orientation tomorrow so that i can take this culinary arts class at the college, and they tell me i need a food handlers card
no prob, there's a 2 hour long class i can take to get one, how convenient!

so of course when i get there, the stereotypical people you'd think would be taking the class are there
white gangster dudes who dropped out and need to work at McD's
fake tan, highlighted hair, bartender lady
fat old dude with glasses who's probably the manager of Jack in the Box (and who of course sits right on down next to me, creepy fuck as he is)
and then those white trash girls who tie their greasy ponytails on top of their head, come waltzing on in with their flipflops on (never mind the fact that it's the middle of winter in fucking WA state and raining outside)
and then this guy named kevin which i remembered from the high school who sold this other kid a porn magizine under the table right across my lap, but i didn't think he'd recognized me because it was like 9th grade and everyone from that year would all be in their 20s now lol

anyway we watched one of those stupid movies with the dancing foods and germs and whatnot with faces and shit which i almost couldn't keep myself from laughing at because it was so 5th grade

and then after the movie the lady handed out the tests which i kinna cheated on because i wrote down all the temperatures of the different meats and shit on a piece of paper lol

but i aced the test and was all smug about it because even some of the middle aged ppls didn't get 'em all right
ヽ('з')ﾉ～

so yeah i'll prolly write tomorrow too 'cause i have my orientation thingy and then i'm going to the fabric store so i can get fabric to make a plushie and wal-mart to get food lol
the plushie will more than likely turn out HIDEOUS but i'll try to get a picture of it anyways

tata!
spongey

check this shit out
i made a (absolutely horrid) plushie of a onigiri

( click here to be shocked by it's horror )

what's always been a mystery to me (even before the movie came out as my sister has all the books) was how teenage girls find edward cullen from the twilight series to be hot. if you add up the gallons of blood he's been drinking for 90 years the guy has to have aids.

first of all edward isn't even a real vampire. the least stephanie meyer could have done was make him look like he just walked out of hot topic after spending a $500 gift card. it's like the author was a social outcast but at the same time thought "the goths look too weird eee x_x o_O;;;; ._." also edward cullen doesn't have vampire teeth so i don't see how it was possible to suck that whore's blood out of her arm. her arm of all places... it's like she wanted it to be 'kid friendly,' if i wanted to watch a kid friendly movie about a vampire i'd stare at a box of count chocula.

now i'm going to talk about how the guy's a fucking creep. he watches marry-sue in her sleep and she doesn't even find that strange when he tells her. in fact, she even asks him to turn her into a vampire as well. as if they're not going to get into a fight 2 months later over one of them sleeping with some random guy (and i say random guy because edward looks like he absolutely loves the cock) and then break up. i mean they're supposed to be, what, juniors or whatever and she's known the guy for all of a month and already she wants to 'spend eternity with him' and on top of that the guy's apparently a pedo too seeing as he's like 107 years old and the girl's 16 or whatever.

and that is why i hate edward cullen.

so i was looking for pix of weeaboo shit like onigiri and sushi and whatever else is super popular with weeaboos these days as my aim is to become one

anyway i stumbled across this in tinypic

and kawaii seizures ensured

i woke up at 1am today
isn't that interesting
no

i swear, parents, put down your fucking beers and get your fat sweaty asses off the couch for 5 minutes.
hey, maybe you can slip on some sea-foam green sweatpants as well!
just teach SOMETHING to that poor unfortunate fetus you grew in your rectum for 9 months

by now you're prolly wondering what i'm raging about
half the time i don't even know
but today i spotted the most horrendous thank you card slapped to a bulletin board in the middle of wal-mart for all of us to bask in it's glory

scrawled on a poorly folded in half piece of printer paper were two illegible words and a crayon drawing of what looked like 3 pieces of shit straight from a dog's ass
no, these two words were not just 'thank you'
that would be to complicated for this kindergartner
they somehow translated into 'thank you for the cupcakes' as read in a subtitle conveniently written underneath
the only "word" i could make out of these ingenious caveman carvings was 'KUBKAK'
seriously, kubkak?
getting started on that burger flipping career early, i see
even i knew how to spell 'cupcake' at 5, let alone use a SPACE between my words

anyway i've been up since 4pm yesterday
insomnia is cool bro

love,
sponges

hello

you may call me sponges

(holy dick this has to be the best journal entry you've ever read)